You will never believe what I got in the mail yesterday? My check for $1million finally came in. I thought about complaining about the lack of interest, but decided I could deal with just having an even million dollars.
Naturally, the first thing today was come into work and demand a raise. Which they gave me without any hesitation. Next, I paid off my condo and put it on the market so I could move to a better house. I'm thinking a mansion somewhere where I really have to commute to work.
I also increased my roommate's rent since I don't need it any more.
Meanwhile, I am going back to a simplistic lifestyle, which means I am selling off all my books and movies. I will be deleting all my reviews at Amazon and Epinions and burning my Trixie Belden books.
What, you don't believe a word I am saying? Good.
April Fool!
3 comments:
You had me up until "burning my Trixie Belden books."
;-)
~Matt
What? You don't think I'd ever burn them on purpose? :)
I can't believe they'd burn period. I imagine that your DVDs and furniture would go up in smoke before Trixie.
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