May 13th's Pun-Official Holiday

Take a leap and be hoppy for Frog Jumping Day.

May the 4th's Joke of the Week

Someone ripped the 5th month out of my new calendar.

I’m dismayed

April 27th's Joke of the Week

The bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers here."  A time traveler walks into a bar.

April 21st's Pun-Official Holiday

Hummus fun will bean had today.  It's Chickpea Day.

April 13th's Joke of the Week

I quickly covered myself with my arms as my bookcase fell on me.

My fast thinking was due to the shelf defense class I took.

Easter Sunday's Joke of the Week

Why did the Easter Bunny have a panic attack?

He was having an egg-sistential crisis.

March 30th's Joke of the Week

Why are zebras bad at baseball?  

Three stripes and they're out!

March 24th's Joke of the Week

Why did the turtle break up with the giraffe?  They never saw eye to eye.

Third Saturday of March's Punofficial Holiday

Needle-less to say, Quilting Day is always sew much fun.

March 14th's Pun of the Week

I pirated a movie yesterday...

I gave it 3.14 stars.