October 28th's Joke of the Week

Why did the skeleton go trick-or-treating alone?

Because he had no body to go with.

October 22nd's Pun-Official Holiday

Color Day is a one in a chameleon holiday.

October 12th's Joke of the Week

The Earth is 70% uncarbonated water.

Therefore the Earth is flat.

October 7th's Pun-Official Holiday

Soapin’ for some good, clean fun? Bathtub Day is today.

September 29th's Joke of the Week

What did one plate whisper to the other plate?

Dinner is on me.

September 26th's Pun-Official Holiday

Save the Koala Day is fantastic for koala-ty time!

September 16th's Joke of the Week

Why was the robot so tired after his road trip?

He had a hard drive.

September 12th's Pun-Official Holiday

Chocolate Milkshake Day is an ex-straw-ordinary holiday.

September 1st's Joke of the Week

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?  

A carrot.

August 26th's Pun-Official Holiday

Paw-lease go mutts with pup-lifting festivities for Dog Day!