April 13th's Joke of the Week

I quickly covered myself with my arms as my bookcase fell on me.

My fast thinking was due to the shelf defense class I took.

Easter Sunday's Joke of the Week

Why did the Easter Bunny have a panic attack?

He was having an egg-sistential crisis.

March 30th's Joke of the Week

Why are zebras bad at baseball?  

Three stripes and they're out!

March 24th's Joke of the Week

Why did the turtle break up with the giraffe?  They never saw eye to eye.

Third Saturday of March's Punofficial Holiday

Needle-less to say, Quilting Day is always sew much fun.

March 14th's Pun of the Week

I pirated a movie yesterday...

I gave it 3.14 stars.

March 2nd's Joke of the Week

A hungry lion roamed through the jungle looking for his next meal when he came up two men.  One man was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other man was writing in a notebook.  The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.  Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

February 23rd's Punofficial Holiday

Keep your eyes peeled for any monkey business on Banana Bread Day.

February 16th's Pun of the Week

A dad took his six-year-old son to his first football game.  Afterward, he asked the boy what he thought of the game.

“It was exciting,” he replied.  “But I don’t understand why they were killing each other for twenty-five cents.”

“What do you mean?” the dad asked.

“Well, everyone kept yelling, ‘Get the quarter back!’”

February 8th's Punny Holiday

String out the celebration for Kite Flying Day