August 17th's Joke of the Week

What does a clock do when it’s hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

August 10th's Joke of the Week

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree.

August 3rd's Joke of the Week

How did one tectonic plate apologize to the other?

“My fault.”

July 27th's Joke of the Week

Have you heard the rumor about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

July 20th's Joke of the Week

My grandmother reached 100 yesterday!  That's the last time I get in the car with her when she's late for bingo.

July 14th's Pun-Official Holiday

Americans do not meter out the lengths they’ll go to celebrate Tape Measure Day.  Many enjoy the day in a yard.

July 6th's Joke of the Week

Why do restaurants on the moon get such bad reviews? No atmosphere.

June 29th's Joke of the Week

Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes a large portion of noodles into his bowl and tops it with some chicken and cashew nuts.  All this is done with the consummate ease you’d expect from a Jedi Master. Meanwhile, Luke is using his chopsticks in both hands, dropping food all over. Obi-Wan looks at Luke disapprovingly and say, “Use the forks, Luke.”

June 22nd's Joke of the Week

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

June 15th's Joke of the Week

I wondered why that Frisbee kept getting bigger.  Then it hit me.