Random Ramblings from Sunny Southern CA

Monday, June 01, 2026

The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his girth from too much pi.

What happens when you throw books into the ocean?

You get a title wave.

Take a leap and be hoppy for Frog Jumping Day.

Someone ripped the 5th month out of my new calendar.

I’m dismayed

The bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers here." A time traveler walks into a bar.

Hummus fun will bean had today. It's Chickpea Day.

I quickly covered myself with my arms as my bookcase fell on me.

My fast thinking was due to the shelf defense class I took.

Why did the Easter Bunny have a panic attack?

He was having an egg-sistential crisis.

Why are zebras bad at baseball?

Three stripes and they're out!

Why did the turtle break up with the giraffe? They never saw eye to eye.