September 12th's Pun-Official Holiday

Chocolate Milkshake Day is an ex-straw-ordinary holiday.

September 1st's Joke of the Week

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?  

A carrot.

August 26th's Pun-Official Holiday

Paw-lease go mutts with pup-lifting festivities for Dog Day!

August 17th's Joke of the Week

What does a clock do when it’s hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

August 10th's Joke of the Week

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree.

August 3rd's Joke of the Week

How did one tectonic plate apologize to the other?

“My fault.”

July 27th's Joke of the Week

Have you heard the rumor about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

July 20th's Joke of the Week

My grandmother reached 100 yesterday!  That's the last time I get in the car with her when she's late for bingo.

July 14th's Pun-Official Holiday

Americans do not meter out the lengths they’ll go to celebrate Tape Measure Day.  Many enjoy the day in a yard.

July 6th's Joke of the Week

Why do restaurants on the moon get such bad reviews? No atmosphere.