June 29th's Joke of the Week

Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes a large portion of noodles into his bowl and tops it with some chicken and cashew nuts.  All this is done with the consummate ease you’d expect from a Jedi Master. Meanwhile, Luke is using his chopsticks in both hands, dropping food all over. Obi-Wan looks at Luke disapprovingly and say, “Use the forks, Luke.”

June 22nd's Joke of the Week

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

June 15th's Joke of the Week

I wondered why that Frisbee kept getting bigger.  Then it hit me.

June 11th's Pun-Official Holiday

Have an a-maize-ing time today.  It’s Corn on the Cob Day.

June 1st's Joke of the Week

The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.  He acquired his girth from too much pi.

May 18th's Joke of the Week

What happens when you throw books into the ocean?

You get a title wave.

May 13th's Pun-Official Holiday

Take a leap and be hoppy for Frog Jumping Day.

May the 4th's Joke of the Week

Someone ripped the 5th month out of my new calendar.

I’m dismayed

April 27th's Joke of the Week

The bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers here."  A time traveler walks into a bar.

April 21st's Pun-Official Holiday

Hummus fun will bean had today.  It's Chickpea Day.