September 29th's Joke of the Week

What did one plate whisper to the other plate?

Dinner is on me.

September 26th's Pun-Official Holiday

Save the Koala Day is fantastic for koala-ty time!

September 16th's Joke of the Week

Why was the robot so tired after his road trip?

He had a hard drive.

September 12th's Pun-Official Holiday

Chocolate Milkshake Day is an ex-straw-ordinary holiday.

September 1st's Joke of the Week

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?  

A carrot.

August 26th's Pun-Official Holiday

Paw-lease go mutts with pup-lifting festivities for Dog Day!

August 17th's Joke of the Week

What does a clock do when it’s hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

August 10th's Joke of the Week

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree.

August 3rd's Joke of the Week

How did one tectonic plate apologize to the other?

“My fault.”

July 27th's Joke of the Week

Have you heard the rumor about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.