May 13th's Pun-Official Holiday

Take a leap and be hoppy for Frog Jumping Day.

May the 4th's Joke of the Week

Someone ripped the 5th month out of my new calendar.

I’m dismayed

April 27th's Joke of the Week

The bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers here."  A time traveler walks into a bar.

April 21st's Pun-Official Holiday

Hummus fun will bean had today.  It's Chickpea Day.

April 13th's Joke of the Week

I quickly covered myself with my arms as my bookcase fell on me.

My fast thinking was due to the shelf defense class I took.

Easter Sunday's Joke of the Week

Why did the Easter Bunny have a panic attack?

He was having an egg-sistential crisis.

March 30th's Joke of the Week

Why are zebras bad at baseball?  

Three stripes and they're out!

March 24th's Joke of the Week

Why did the turtle break up with the giraffe?  They never saw eye to eye.

Third Saturday of March's Punofficial Holiday

Needle-less to say, Quilting Day is always sew much fun.

March 14th's Pun of the Week

I pirated a movie yesterday...

I gave it 3.14 stars.

March 2nd's Joke of the Week

A hungry lion roamed through the jungle looking for his next meal when he came up two men.  One man was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other man was writing in a notebook.  The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.  Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

February 23rd's Punofficial Holiday

Keep your eyes peeled for any monkey business on Banana Bread Day.

February 16th's Pun of the Week

A dad took his six-year-old son to his first football game.  Afterward, he asked the boy what he thought of the game.

“It was exciting,” he replied.  “But I don’t understand why they were killing each other for twenty-five cents.”

“What do you mean?” the dad asked.

“Well, everyone kept yelling, ‘Get the quarter back!’”

February 8th's Punny Holiday

String out the celebration for Kite Flying Day

January 13th's Punny Holiday

Let your enthusiasm bubble up for Rubber Ducky Day

January 5th's Punny Holiday

Today is National Whipped Cream Day.  Pun-officially, that's not a holiday to dessert.

December 15th's Joke of the Week

Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor? Tinselitis!

December 8th's Joke of the Week

A group of chess enthusiasts were standing in a hotel lobby recounting their biggest tournament victories.  After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

“But why?” they asked, as they moved off.

“Because,” he said “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

November 24th's Joke of the Week

A person rushed into the doctor’s office and shouted, “Doctor! I think I’ve been shrinking!”

The doctor calmly responded, “Now settle down.  You’ll just have to be a little patient.”

November 17th's Joke

It has been said that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers.  However, all the league records were destroyed in a fire, so we will never know for whom the Tells bowled.