Someone ripped the 5th month out of my new calendar.
I’m dismayed
Monday, May 04, 2026
Monday, April 27, 2026
April 27th's Joke of the Week
The bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers here." A time traveler walks into a bar.
Tuesday, April 21, 2026
Monday, April 13, 2026
April 13th's Joke of the Week
I quickly covered myself with my arms as my bookcase fell on me.
My fast thinking was due to the shelf defense class I took.
Sunday, April 05, 2026
Easter Sunday's Joke of the Week
Why did the Easter Bunny have a panic attack?
He was having an egg-sistential crisis.
Monday, March 30, 2026
Tuesday, March 24, 2026
March 24th's Joke of the Week
Why did the turtle break up with the giraffe? They never saw eye to eye.
Saturday, March 21, 2026
Third Saturday of March's Punofficial Holiday
Needle-less to say, Quilting Day is always sew much fun.
Saturday, March 14, 2026
Monday, March 02, 2026
March 2nd's Joke of the Week
A hungry lion roamed through the jungle looking for his next meal when he came up two men. One man was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other man was writing in a notebook. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
Monday, February 23, 2026
February 23rd's Punofficial Holiday
Keep your eyes peeled for any monkey business on Banana Bread Day.
Monday, February 16, 2026
February 16th's Pun of the Week
A dad took his six-year-old son to his first football game. Afterward, he asked the boy what he thought of the game.
“It was exciting,” he replied. “But I don’t understand why they were killing each other for twenty-five cents.”
“What do you mean?” the dad asked.
“Well, everyone kept yelling, ‘Get the quarter back!’”
Sunday, February 08, 2026
Tuesday, January 13, 2026
Monday, January 05, 2026
January 5th's Punny Holiday
Today is National Whipped Cream Day. Pun-officially, that's not a holiday to dessert.
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