April 14th's Joke of the Week

Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night.  It’s $5 if you make your own bed.

Guest: I’ll make my own bed.

Innkeeper: Good.  I’ll get you some nails and wood.

April 7th's Pun

For several years, the young magician insisted on a trap-door trick in every show he did.  He was just going through a stage.

April Fool's Day Pun

Restaurant reviews for the new diner on the moon claim the food is okay, but there’s no atmosphere.