What do you call a store that sells only bagels and donuts? Hole Foods.
Random Ramblings from Sunny Southern CA
Thoughts from a California native currently residing just north of LA.
Monday, October 06, 2025
Monday, September 29, 2025
September 29th's Joke of the Week
Why did the cat cross the road? Because the chicken had a laser pointer!
Monday, September 22, 2025
September 22nd's Joke of the Week
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam!
Monday, September 15, 2025
September 15th's Joke of the Week
What’s the best way to make your trousers last?
Make your shirt first.
(Yeah, I know, that one's especially bad.)
Monday, September 08, 2025
Monday, September 01, 2025
September 1st's Joke of the Week
I only know one bad pun about paper. It’s tearable.
Monday, August 25, 2025
August 25th's Joke of the Week
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B
Monday, August 18, 2025
August 18th's Jokes of the Week
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. So, I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So, I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
Monday, August 11, 2025
August 11th's Joke of the Week
New research suggests that towels are a leading cause of dry skin.
Monday, August 04, 2025
August 4th's Joke of the Week
There’s a new restaurant in town called Karma. There’s no menu: You just get what you deserve.
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