November 24th's Joke of the Week

A person rushed into the doctor’s office and shouted, “Doctor! I think I’ve been shrinking!”

The doctor calmly responded, “Now settle down.  You’ll just have to be a little patient.”

November 17th's Joke

It has been said that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers.  However, all the league records were destroyed in a fire, so we will never know for whom the Tells bowled.

November 10th's Joke of the Week

Why haven't aliens visited our solar system? They looked at the reviews and saw only 1 star.

November 3rd's Joke of the Week

Why was the rabbit so happy? Because some bunny loved him!

October 27th's Joke

What did the ghost used to get wrinkles out of its sheet?

Boo-tox.

October 20th's Joke of the Week

What happened when the math teacher gave out extra homework? The addition caused division to multiply!

October 13th's Joke of the Week

 A chainsaw goes to the barber. The barber says, "Let me guess. Buzz cut."

October 6th's Joke of the Week

 What do you call a store that sells only bagels and donuts?  Hole Foods.

September 29th's Joke of the Week

Why did the cat cross the road? Because the chicken had a laser pointer!

September 22nd's Joke of the Week

What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

Dam!