Random Ramblings from Sunny Southern CA

What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam!

What’s the best way to make your trousers last? Make your shirt first. (Yeah, I know, that one's especially bad.)

Got a visual joke:

I only know one bad pun about paper.  It’s tearable.

What do you call a bear with no ear? B

I bought a wooden whistle.  But it wooden whistle.  So, I bought a steel whistle.  But it steel wooden whistle.  So, I bought a lead whistle...

New research suggests that towels are a leading cause of dry skin.

There’s a new restaurant in town called Karma.  There’s no menu: You just get what you deserve.

In June, I finally made it back to Trixie Camp. What's Trixie Camp, you ask.  It's a gathering of fans of the Trixie Belden series o...

What do you get when a police officer surprises a skunk? Law and odor