Monday, March 30, 2026

March 30th's Joke of the Week

Why are zebras bad at baseball?  
Three stripes and they're out!

Tuesday, March 24, 2026

March 24th's Joke of the Week

Why did the turtle break up with the giraffe?  They never saw eye to eye.

Saturday, March 21, 2026

Third Saturday of March's Punofficial Holiday

Needle-less to say, Quilting Day is always sew much fun.

Saturday, March 14, 2026

March 14th's Pun of the Week

I pirated a movie yesterday...
I gave it 3.14 stars.

Monday, March 02, 2026

March 2nd's Joke of the Week

A hungry lion roamed through the jungle looking for his next meal when he came up two men.  One man was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other man was writing in a notebook.  The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.  Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.