Monday, February 23, 2026

February 23rd's Punofficial Holiday

Keep your eyes peeled for any monkey business on Banana Bread Day.

Monday, February 16, 2026

February 16th's Pun of the Week

A dad took his six-year-old son to his first football game.  Afterward, he asked the boy what he thought of the game.
“It was exciting,” he replied.  “But I don’t understand why they were killing each other for twenty-five cents.”
“What do you mean?” the dad asked.
“Well, everyone kept yelling, ‘Get the quarter back!’”

Sunday, February 08, 2026

February 8th's Punny Holiday

String out the celebration for Kite Flying Day